The Battle of Toilet Tissue

I will not try to justify myself in this writing.. I think I am just being a real b***h.. The truth is, I am an occasional b, which according to my definition is someone who is not naturally a b but can turn into one PRN (as necessary)..

The story started when I moved to Canberra and I had to live in a share house with total strangers.. This couple moved into the house approximately 2 weeks after I moved in. I had to share the bathroom and toilet with them. First impression, bah... I don't like them! They did not say a word to me, as if I was invinsible.. I tried to went to the girl (who just passed me then sitting in front of the telly) and introduced myself and all. OK, it was fine. Later on, came along the guy. Before I could say hi and introduced myself, he already turned his face away. WTF?!! Fine then.

Get to the main story.. I went to use the toilet and awh what was that?? An empty roll of tissue hanging on the holder. So annoying! So I went back to my room to get the replacement. OK, maybe because they just moved in, they did not have toilet tissue yet. But couldn't they say something to me? For example, "Sorry, we don't have toilet tissue yet so we used yours and now it's finished. Would you replace it for the moment and we'll change it later after we buy some?" Something like that. Basic courtesy, helloooowww????? But nah.. Nada.... Nothing voiced...

OK that was only first time. Maybe they would change the next one. But when the time came... Ermm... Whatt??? Still an empty roll hanging there?? Idiots... Came back to my room to get the replacement again. But this had to come to an end. So the next time it was finished, I left the empty roll hanging there and I kept the tissue I used in my room. And oh, it worked. Finally there was a roll of tissue that was not mine hanging there. Maybe now they understood.

Ah too early for that thought. The same event occured again and again. Unless I did not replace the tissue, they would not let their tissue out. Seriously.... What the F are they thinking??? Sorry... I do not work to donate tissue toilet to sportsman and sportswoman (oh yeah, they are like athletes or something, have these uniforms from Australian Institute of Sports - where athletes are trained, and the girl definitely is a member of Canberra's basketball team). But once again let me emphasise... I.DO.NOT.WORK.TO.DONATE.TOILET.TISSUE.TO.SPORTSMAN.AND.SPORTSWOMAN!!!
How much does a roll of toilet tissue cost?? Why are they so cheapo??? It's just unbelievable how ignorant some people can be.

Actually there are other reasons why I hate my sharemates. Like they never clean after themselves after using the kitchen, the dishes are still dirty eventho they've washed them, they never clean the bathroom and the toilet (a few days ago I found a large volume of liquid on the toilet floor and I shouted about how disgusting it was but dang.. they were not home to listen to my loud complaint!), they slam the doors most of the times, the fact they still kind of ignore me everytime we pass each other (are they too shy, are they too proud being whatsoever called sports people, or are they just bloody racist??).

Anyway, this event made me reflect on the first share house I lived in. At the time, I was very shy and well, maybe a bit ignorant too. I knew I had to clean the bathroom and toilet but I didn't do it because I just didn't know how to do it. Fortunately, my sharemate then 'cared' about me so she told me everything I had to do and also the frequency to do the cleaning. So I'm a grown woman as I am at the moment partly because of her nurture. And now I'm thinking.. Should I tell my b****y sharemates to help them grow up too? Because with great power comes great responsibility. But ah, I'm moving out in 3 months (oh yeeaaahhhh)... So...... Let the battle continues......?

Sweet Little Things

I know that he loves me because . . . . . .

1. I damaged one of his favourite jackets (which costed him around $200) and he said "It's OK."
2. He swapped my "ugly" spectacles container (in my defense, it was just a little bit dirty!) with his "pretty" one.
3. He bought me flowers just because.
4. He cooks AND washes the dishes.
5. He bought me expensive chocolate that I don't like just because I like the container (it's bunny shaped!).
6. He bought new tyres for my car without me knowing it.
7. He fixes my car without my agreement and pays for the costs.
8. He found a Snoopy sweater for me.
9. He bought me a lot of Snoopy stuff.
10. He is worried if I'm driving in a crowded road.
11. He carried me because I didn't want to get my shoes dirty.
12. He gave me his flip flops and walked barefoot because I stupidly chose to wear non-waterproof shoes on a rainy day.
13. He granted my wishes to eat Japanese chicken curry again and again although he actually wanted to eat Vietnamese noodle.
14. He takes pictures whenever we visit new places so that I don't have to do it myself.
15. He cleans my car because I'm so lazy to do it and always postpone it.
16. He gave me his egg whites although he likes it too.
17. He accompanied me to The Edge in Eureka Skydeck 88 despite his height phobia (he said he was just scared coz of the transparent floor).
18. He offers to carry my bag all the time.
19. He offers me his back if I'm tired walking already.
20. He thinks that 5 km is too far away from me.
21. He laughed at me when I was crying in the airport but he almost cried, too, when he didn't see me anymore.
22. He called me from Korea altho it costed him $100 every time he did.
23. He sent me birthday gift from afar.
24. He came to my home country to meet my family.
25. He came back to Australia because that's where I want to stay although he didn't really want to.
26. He married me. 

27. He tried to make karaage curry that I like so much altho still unsuccessful =p

28. He literally ran to give me the Peri-peri chips I've craved for since morning. 

29. He cuts the fruits coz otherwise I won't eat them. 

Who is he? I call him my sleepy sheep.